Road closed!


Dashing all round Ryme, cars covered in grime. Around the lanes we go, praying there's no snow.

Diversions all around when we are homeward bound, getting stuck when there's a flood we're wallowing in mud.

Oh! Road closures, road closures. Aren't they just a pain? We have to go the long way round and it's driving us insane.

You always get the one who thinks it's just a con, he tries to drive right through there's not much we can do.

He cannot read the sign and thinks he'll be just fine, we wave when he comes creeping back you always get one prat.

Oh! Road closures, road closures. Aren't they just a pain? We have to go the long way round and it's driving us insane! Jan Millward©