Oh the combine wheels are turning
and on every sock and toe,
are tiny little rape seeds
looking for a place to go.
I find them in the bathroom
drifts by the skirting boards,
it is the time to get them
a little rape seed hoard.
They are scattered in the shower
and right around the loo,
it isn't hard to see them
there are more than just a few.
But don't worry it won't last long
if you like to keep things neat,
they'll be finished by next Thursday
and then they start the wheat!