Eau de pig.

It's funny how some pig farmers always have a slight whiff, even when they are showered and scented, and have sprayed their hands with Cif. If they have to pop into Tesco's or visit their local bank, they're followed by their aroma which really can be quite rank. You can tell others have noticed, when they turn and walk away. Whatever they do to remove it, it seems it's there to stay. They may have put clean clothes on , enough to stop it you'd think, but the problem with eau de piggy is it really really can stink! Jan Millward©